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Well there's Essex for ya, innit? Golliwogs are easy pickings unable to fight back. As far as I can remember there was never a Robertson's plaster golly wielding a knife or stealing cars or r*ping another golly.
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Well there's Essex for ya, innit? Golliwogs are easy pickings unable to fight back. As far as I can remember there was never a Robertson's plaster golly wielding a knife or stealing cars or r*ping another golly.
ReplyDeleteIs Essex a low crime county? If so, on this evidence, their police force is over manned.
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