Sunday, 28 January 2024

The greatest threat Britain faced in 2023

Horrific, simply horrific!





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2 comments:

  1. Well there's Essex for ya, innit? Golliwogs are easy pickings unable to fight back. As far as I can remember there was never a Robertson's plaster golly wielding a knife or stealing cars or r*ping another golly.

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  2. Is Essex a low crime county? If so, on this evidence, their police force is over manned.

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