Wrong Tense!

It never used to be, what changed, I wonder? 

Akter had come to the UK from Bangladesh, where Masum was also from. She had been living above a shop in Oldham but was staying in Bradford on the day she was killed.

Ah! 

Muhammad Shehzad said crime had worsened significantly since he came to the UK in 2003.

You don't say?  

He blamed Rishi Sunak for driving down living standards to the point where people felt the need to turn to crime.

“If you give a good chance to work, crime goes down,” said Shehzad. “There needs to be more investment in this country, my home.”

What difference do living standards make to the typical Muslim mysogynistic crime of passion? 

Naz Shah, the Labour MP for Bradford West, said the city had been traumatised by what was a rare attack on an ordinary day.

Yes, Reader, this Naz Shah.  

“People are very clear this is a very isolated incident and Bradford isn’t like this,” she said, adding that the fear was not that people would be killed in a random attack on the street but that women were being murdered by men.

Muslim men, Naz. Your voters,  

“I went to speak to literally hundreds of women in the Chaand Raat events, prior to Eid, where everybody gets their mehndi done. We had a conversation and all of them were saying: ‘When is this going to stop, men killing women?’ It wasn’t about Bradford, it was generally women really, really angry that, again, a woman has been murdered. They were saying: ‘Naz you need to talk more about it. This has got to stop.’

Women at segregated events urging another woman to do something about it? It's a nonsense, and it's what has turned Bradford into what it is today. 

Should've Gone To SpecSavers Hooters!

A self-proclaimed preacher who attacked a takeaway boss and left him with severe brain damage after complaining about an ‘inappropriately dressed’ female member of staff has today been jailed for more than eight years.

Blimey, the Church of England is getting a bit feisty, isn't it? 

Oh, wait...

Hamdi Braiek was offended that a woman working at Mukhtar Hussain’s business Mix Grill 91 in Maidstone, Kent, ‘had her boobs hanging out in his face’ and told her she should cover-up.

Just a few hours earlier he had punched another woman in a shopping mall in an unrelated transphobic attack, a court heard.

Lovely! 

Braiek, an Uber Eats delivery driver who did national service in Tunisia and has no previous convictions, will have to serve two-thirds of his jail term before he can be considered for parole.

When can he be considered for deportation? Or is the answer, 'never'..? 

The court heard Braiek was on police bail at the time of the offences on May 30 having been charged in respect of punching his landlord in the street just two days earlier. That matter is yet to be dealt with by magistrates.

Don't bother. Put him on the next flight to Rwanda. 

The Attitude Holding You Back Has Nothing To Do With The Activity...

Annalize Butler said she felt "like a black unicorn" when she came to the West Midlands and realised how few black people swam.

The Londoner began teaching lessons in Birmingham and Wolverhampton after getting a strong response to a post on social media in 2020.

"I met with people in the West Midlands who were like 'where have you been?'" she said. She set up Black Owned Swim School and wants to teach in 100 pools.

All at once? That's going to be a bit of a tall order, isn't it? 

We have, of course, been here before. But why is there this disparity? Is it because black people have 'an inherent fear of water' as this idiot believes?

"It could be down to the fact that we are still dealing with our self image," Ms Butler said.

Can anyone translate? What does someone's 'self image' have to do with anything? 

Ms Butler runs the swim school with the help of Subira Dalila, from Wolverhampton, who first contacted her about lessons for her children.

"I phoned up Annalize looking for a teaching instructor and she offered either tuition for my children or she offered the opportunity for me to become a swim teacher," Ms Dalila said.

She said it was important to her for her children to have a black instructor as "I feel that they learn better when somebody looks like them".

Really? Why? Does anyone else feel this need to be taught something by someone who 'looks like them'? 

As well as getting more black adults and children swimming, Ms Butler said she wanted to prevent them from drowning.

Being part of an ethnic minority is associated with an increased risk of drowning, according to the World Health Organization.

Well, if that won't prompt them to learn, what will? Or will they just claim that water is racist now?