'There are still some things we need to learn about Danish humour working in the UK.'Blimey, Morten, it's not just that you need to learn about, it's how the wokies work as well! One person is more than enough, now, I'm afraid.
I don't understand the obsession some diners have with free water in restaurants - you're going out for (probably) a vastly more expensive meal than staying in and cooking, and that's what you choose to quibble about? I hardly bother drinking it anyway, unless it's a scorching hot day. Waiter! The wine list, please...
