Edinburgh is now the first European capital to commit to axing meat from its menus in schools, hospitals and nursing homes.
Note, all places where those confined within them often can't leave. How brave.
A council report said: 'Overall, the science is clear: Meat and dairy consumption must reduce to achieve climate targets.'
Then ban the sale of milk and meat in Scotland. If you can, without pitchforks and flaming torches featuring in your future.
But you know you can't. So you'll pick on those who can't fight back.
The move comes days before Burns Night – the centrepiece of which is haggis, traditionally made from a sheep's liver, lungs, heart and stomach.
Offal, in other words. Maybe this year they could give the sheep a rest and make it out of the innards of a bureaucrat?
