Wednesday 5 July 2023

'It's All The Fault Of Climate Change!' Pt 1798541

High temperatures and air pollution has previously been linked to aggression in humans, monkeys, rats and mice.
Now a study spanning 10 years has found the phenomenon also applies to man's best friend.
Wha..? Where did you get this from, Ambush? 

Well, Reader...
A teenager and two adults were rushed to hospital after a dog attack inside a home. The incident took place in the early hours of the morning of June 23 in a property in Leverington, Cambridgeshire.
Dangerous dog officers were called to the home just after 3am, finding three people involved injured at the scene.
Emergency services remained at the scene through the early hours and into the morning with a cordon placed around the house.
An investigation is also currently ongoing into the incident, reports Cambridgeshire Live.

Yup, 'climate change', I'm sure that's the cause.  

5 comments:

  1. I think most psychologists will tell you that overcrowding and competition for scarce resources drives aggression.

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    1. There's a shortage of Winalot now..?!?

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  2. Plus "know your rights (but ignore the responsibility bit)" .
    Penseivat

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  3. “Dangerous dog-officers” … love it!

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