Sunday, 1 January 2023
Happy New Year, And Welcome, 2023!
And when they pull the plug?
Confession time. I’m almost exclusively buying on Amazon now, from goods to food. Part of that is heart, part covid/jab nazism, partly that I can better control my personal space.
Amazon’s model was to sell the hardware at or below cost and make the revenue from content and services. It’s a perfectly good model, if those services and content are as engaging as video games, or user data can be folded into ad targeting. None of this is true for Alexa, and it never will be. But if Amazon cuts and runs, hundreds of millions of users have had an intimate part of their life ripped out. One, furthermore, they considered paid for when they bought the gadget in the first place. How badly does Amazon want not to do that? It costs billions. It can’t keep paying. But it can’t just let it go.
Google is in an even worse position, not from the amount of red ink currently bleeding from its Cloud division, but because of its room to manoeuver is far less. There are around 4 billion email accounts in the world, and around 1.8 billion of those are Gmail. When you run a service for that many users, they run you.
Amazon is also getting absolutely hammered by the increase in transportation costs. Given that its core business runs on very thin margins, there is no way it’s not running in the red now.
Saturday, 31 December 2022
Brave New World?
Friday, 30 December 2022
Was She An Orphan, Graeme..?
E-scooter deaths have doubled since police stopped seizing them on the roads, a coroner has warned after a 14-year-old rider died in a collision with a minibus.
Fatima Abukar was riding a battery powered e-scooter in East Ham, London, when she lost control while alongside a minibus and fell under its wheels.
And...her parents? Shouldn't they have come in for some stick too?
In a report calling for action to prevent future deaths, Graeme Irvine, senior coroner in east London, said there was a direct correlation between the rise in deaths and Scotland Yard’s decision last November to no longer routinely seize e-scooters being ridden illegally on public roads.
Are we really losing any potential brain surgeons?
Britain’s biggest force announced officers will only confiscate them from repeat offenders or when ‘necessary to keep the public safe’.
I'm not sure how you can have 'repeat offenders' if you don't enforce the law in the first place...
Thursday, 29 December 2022
Consider these, ladies and gentlemen
Wednesday, 28 December 2022
Chivalry Is Dead, No Flowers Please...
Karen Alcock, 41, faced a judge at Lincoln Crown Court following the death of her daughter Kyra Leanne King.
She was charged with being the owner and/or in charge of a dog which was out of control causing injury resulting in death. Alcock today pleaded guilty while Kyra's father Vince King, 54, denied the charge.
Oh..?
Alcock will be sentenced next year while King will stand trial next June.
Addressing them both, Judge Simon Hirst said: 'Miss Alcock you've pleaded guilty and taken responsibility for what's happened and that will stand you in really good stead with the court when it's your sentence time.'
Counting on a pussy pass, I'm guessing?
'Mr King you wish to have a trial as is your right.
'Given that your defence is effectively this is nothing to do with you, it's all to do with Miss Alcock, I'm afraid Miss Alcock will have to wait till the trial to be sentenced.'
What a fine specimen of manhood you chose to breed with, Miss Alcock.
Lincolnshire Police said the dog was being kept in isolation at secure kennels and officers were seeking a court order to have it destroyed.
Once again, the expense could all be avoided if ppolice shot the thing on the spot...
Tuesday, 27 December 2022
Is it our favourite demographic itself …
… or is it someone organising them for some purpose?
First, the beloved NHS:
Woke NHS bosses are forcing interview panels to explain why they have hired a white person over a non-white applicant. The Daily Mail has more.
A policy at the Royal Free in north London requires staff to compile reports justifying why the successful candidate was deemed ‘more suitable’.
They must write to the trust’s chief executive with evidence on how they scored the non-white applicant and come up with suggestions on how the candidate can improve for next time.
Frustrated staff say the system is a ‘tick-box exercise’ that is adding yet another level of bureaucracy to an already creaking NHS.
Ministers recently pledged to crack down on “waste and wokery” that costs the NHS billions of pounds, with trusts told to cut “diversity and inclusion” jobs to focus on frontline care.
On Saturday the Mail revealed how the NHS is offering more than £1million of “woke non-jobs” in hospitals and trusts at a time when it desperately needs more cash for patient care.
The latest policy applies to interview shortlists that involve both white and non-white applicants, according to documents seen by this newspaper.
It has been in place at Royal Free NHS Foundation Trust since July 2018 for staff in senior positions, but was expanded in recent months to any role within the trust. If a white candidate is chosen, the panel chairman must write a report explaining why they were “more suitable” for the role. It does not apply the other way around.
Then the big freeze across America:
Monday, 26 December 2022
Have They Thought Of Taking This To Its Logical Conclusion?
McDonald's has opened up a fully-automated restaurant in Texas, which is completely run by machines so you don't have to speak to anyone, and it has left people on the internet divided.
Between those who think it's a great idea, and those who think it's a wonderful idea, I assume?
In a press release, the fast food chain explained that the restaurant, which is now open, is geared towards customers who are planning to 'dine at home or on the go,' so there is no seating inside the restaurant and it's 'considerably smaller than a traditional McDonalds.'
It described the new concept as a 'fast and seamless experience for both customers and crew.'
'There's never been a McDonald's restaurant quite like this before,' the press release stated.
And oh, what the 'staff' will miss! So...why stop at automating just the food delivery?
The Twelve Days until and including Epiphany
This post, ladies and gentlemen, is starting now at 00:12 GMT, just into December 26 … or in other words, we have just entered The Second Day of Christmas.