Monday 14 November 2022

April 1st Gets Earlier Every Year...


I mean, this must be an April Fool? Surely?

Assistant Commissioner Matt Jukes, the Metropolitan Police's new 'HeForShe Gender Equality Lead'...

Wait, what? That's a genuine post? FFS! 

...wore the 'Menovest' garment in a meeting to mark Menopause Awareness Month.

Couldn't he just mark it without a stunt? 

For instance, by getting his PA to write something cobbled together off Internet articles, like normal people who want to get shot of this pointless task so they can get on with real work? 

... as the heat came to him in 'waves' while he attended the force's Environment and Sustainability Board, he had a feeling of 'Oh no, not now' and 'an anticipation before really losing my train of thought'.

I think that particular train left the station a long, long time ago... 

Mr Jukes' Menovest experience was headline news on the Met's intranet this week.

And if they have a Yammer network, I bet it was humming... 

5 comments:

  1. Wonder if it was a Dick leftover.?
    They maybe have a whole wardrobe of costumes..
    This month we are mostly going to be experiencing what it is to be :-
    Autistic, Dislexic, Hisadic, Blind, Deaf, Pregnant, intelligent, paraplegic- one could go on
    And on.
    But I suppose that experiencing what a PoC goes through is a no-no.

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  2. My perpetual question, though, is who selected this person, and others like him everywhere, and who created this ridiculous position ( and a waste of taxpayers money), and appointed him to it?
    They are the ones who need to be held to account.

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  3. I assume his next plan is to wear tampons and suffer stomach cramps for 'Menses Awareness Month". This country is getting more and more like Monty Python's Flying Circus or The League of Gentlemen every day. Can't wait to see his reaction to "Free The Breast".
    Penseivat

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  4. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

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  5. Who the f invented that in the first place? I'd put money on it being Tavistock sponsored. That said it might be useful if the heating supplies get turned off this winter LOL!

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