Meanwhile, decisions decisions ... have to decide whether to go with Canada's ostriches (empire strikes back) or with Rupert Lowe's discovery that Bar internships (law, not t'other place) are black only or with the autopen president or with ... there are dozens of topics.
Thought I might open with this:
... and move onto this:
Think what you will dot dot dot ...
I often have a phone call from a mate of Sanjit, althought he uses the name of Robert, or Jon, or Gerald, or....
ReplyDeleteI try to keep them talking as long as possible to waste their time. Usually I say that there is no 'Windows'key (between Ctrl and Alt) on my Acorn, or Amstrad, keyboard. I always ask from whence they call; if Paris I ask them what is the name of the road where the Arc de Triumph is situated, or somesuch question.
It is usually them who end the call. They are frustated, I am smiling.
Suffragium per litteras delendum est.
ReplyDeleteOccasionally I act concerned and download the program they recommend. We then spend a little while trying to run it until I get bored. I then ask innocently if "it is because I am running Linux on my computer?"
ReplyDeleteAs above, they are usually quicker to hang than me.
Suffragium per litteras delendum est.
Suffragium per litteras delendum est.
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