Friday, 7 January 2022
Thursday, 6 January 2022
The vital importance of crisis actors
If the FBI boys in shorts are not available, then crisis actors will have to do:
Nice little earner. H/T Sir Wigglehard. For further details, see Sandy Hook. Meanwhile:
Good looking, fit and trim 36-year-old reporter, Rafael Silva becomes this week's newest Covid poster child, after his cardiac arrest on live television 3 days after his 3rd j@b and has 5 MORE CARDIAC ARRESTS on the way to the hospital. Congrats Rafael. Hope you have a full recovery before your 4th jab is due.
Wednesday, 5 January 2022
Remember When Adults Wrote For This Newspaper?
I have a fantasy and it goes like this: a political party is formed, running on an anti-social-media platform. It campaigns on a pledge to ban social media. (“SWITCH IT OFF” is its straightforward, and elegant, slogan.) The party wins a general election and at midnight, on what comes to be known as Social Media Freedom Day, the prime minister pushes a giant button that blocks all access to social media. Crowds cheer. On the anniversary of Social Media Freedom Day – which becomes a bank holiday, of course – children burn effigies of Mark Zuckerberg and dress up as the Twitter bird.The ravings of a demented madwoman? Well, yes. It's a 'Guardian' column, after all! What else would you expect?
I write this as someone who owes her career and her partner to social media. I had no journalism qualifications, (Ed: Really...?) connections or experience when I began blogging in the mid-2010s, and through Twitter I was able to get a paid internship that gave me my start in journalism.
But as time has gone on I have become more and more certain that the solution to many of the most pressing issues of our time is simply to switch social media off.We can all do that, any time we want!
Of course I could delete all my social media accounts. Cancel my season ticket to The Discourse; stop watching as a new villain of the day is crowned on Twitter. You think I don’t want to do that?
What's stopping you?
I need a responsible adult to do it for me. I’ve had enough of the bad feelings machine. Won’t somebody switch it off? Please? Can we switch it off?
Aren't you one of those? Oh, silly me. Of course you aren't...
This might be of interest
Monday, 3 January 2022
No, Please, Do Tell Us How You Suffer From 'Racism' Again...
...and how that's not a perfectly normal reaction from law abiding people when you act like this:
One man, who lives nearby, said shaken locals fear for their safety.
He said: 'They (the responding officers) had to wait for the riot police as back up before opening the gates on a public road. How do you think we local residents feel?
'The gates were locked another couple of times after the police opened them.
'The travellers have simply ignored the order. How can they be allowed to just do that? Law abiding citizens are being left to put up with this and suffer.
'We know police have the power to move them on but they're too scared. It is disgusting that this is allowed to continue.'Yes, it's disgusting that West Mercia Police do absolutely nothing when travellers turn up and cause havoc, but they do have a long and undistinguished history of letting them get away with it, so it should hardly be surprising, should it?
Sunday, 2 January 2022
A post about the bleedin' obvious
The deep unpopularity of “Sir Tony”, as the former premier — full name Anthony Charles Lynton Blair — has asked to be called, appears to be as firm in 2022 as it was when he left office in 2007, with the decision to make him a Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter in the New Year Honours Lists provoking a massive public backlash.
Saturday, 1 January 2022
Friday, 31 December 2021
Happy New Year, readers
Thursday, 30 December 2021
Maxwell - popcorn time
Probably it's all over the MSM, wouldn't know, never look at it. Here's our special correspondent IYE's take from N.O.'s other site:
The famed Settlement Agreement with Epstein and Prince Andrew and others has now been ordered to be unsealed and docketed on the public record by 1/3/22
Ghislaine's lawyer requests that she get a COVID booster.
Wednesday, 29 December 2021
'Choice' Is Exactly What They Don't Want Anyone To Have...
Green Party councillor Ian Middleton, put forward a motion to make sure all Oxfordshire County Council meetings are "entirely plant-based", and it was passed on Tuesday's full council meeting.
Nor was that his only demand:
The motion also called for targeted education in schools on dietary health, food growing, preparation and waste avoidance and for the county school meals service to make fully plant-based menus available to schools that ask for them.
Because we all know schools have successfully taught all children to read, write and add up and are just twiddling their thumbs?
However, Conservative councillor David Bartholomew feels the motion is "unacceptable" and says that veganism should be a choice.
In the normal world, it is.
It will now be considered by the council cabinet before implementation.
And I've little hope that the
Speaking after the meeting Mr Middleton said:"No one is taking away free choice, these changes will only affect those who wish to avail themselves of food provided by the council. What members do outside the council walls is their own affair."
But that's how these things always start, isn't it? Impacting one small - often despised - group of people, before they move on to everyone.
But you can't argue with fanaticism:
Mr Middleton said: "These are not choices we're making for ourselves, but for future generations. This is a very minor change that sends a powerful message to the people we represent that we take tackling climate change seriously and are prepared to play our part as community leaders".
Enjoy your taxpayer-funded food, but I'll make my own choices with my own money. And looking at the vegan offerings always adorning the supermarket 'buy it now at reduced price before we bin it' so does everyone else...