Classic moral conundrum

As far as I can gather, Sandford Police is a parody site:

… and some days back, they ran this, replied to by SadButMadLad, one of the regular dissidents out there:

Uh huh. For the record, my first thought was the domestic thing … no knowing what she’s done to him.  The child is missing now, next hour, much of the day as the disappearance is investigated.  Not a clue what  an RTC is meant to be, so that comes fourth, leaving collapsed man in third.