The most well-known, dozey, self-centred, wilful, stupid; stupid woman

What do you call someone who enters a place, a country; in the full knowledge that there is no real Rule of Law? 

What do you call someone who enters a place, a country; in the full knowledge that that same country is ruled by Muslim Mullahs, who care little for Western ideas, and even less for simpletons who claim they have DUAL- NATIONALITY? 

What do you call someone who, despite strong advice to the contrary, enters this country, knowing that there is no real protection afforded by a British passport, for the slightly weird notion of ‘Even though I still hold dual Nationality: It’ll be alright; I’ve got a British passport, my daughter has a British passport, and I’m only visiting my mother’? 

What do you call a mother who places her child in real peril by entering a country whereby the Foreign Office advises against all individual travel; warns against banditry, theft and danger to life and liberty if you f**k around with any aspect of their bloody religion, culture, sense of security; or even just plain, ordinary cussedness? 

What do you call a woman who, despite all the official warnings to the contrary, decides that ‘She knows best’; gets on an aircraft with her daughter, and flies in to this pest- and danger-ridden cess-pit?

The real name of this woman? Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe. Her real title? Stupid, silly, bloody woman.

The name of this demi-paradise? Iran, or, to give its exact diplomatic title the Islamic Republic of Iran. The clue to the behaviour of the people who slung this stupid woman into jail? It is in the word ‘ISLAMIC’.

Her husband was quoted as stating :-‘Nazanin is a prisoner of conscience who should never have been jailed in the first place.

“Prisoner of conscience’? Rubbish!  The Iranian mullahs who scrutinise all airport entry lists and visa application lists must have collectively rubbed their hands in glee (or whatever passes for humour in those twisted minds) at the sight of yet another idiot basking in the belief that a foreign passport somehow gives the holder the extra armour against the monolithic Islamic State of Iran’s collective hatred of Western ideas, ideals and very ways of life.

When this loser was finally kicked out of Iran’s prison system, probably because the guards are sick to death of her constant whining, and upon her return to British shores, the first visit of officials should have been from the local Council, to determine if she really is as daft as she makes out to be; because if they are correct, the little girl should be immediately taken into care.

So, five years later, she’s given house arrest because of the virus, and its nearly the end of her sentence. So far, so good.

She was presented with a printed confession at the airport, and she states that the Foreign Office told her to sign it. What actually happened was that the Republican Guards stated that she would not be boarding the flight if she did not sign, and the Consulate official simply told her the truth, which of course was ‘Sign it, or they will revoke your freedom order'.

Upon her release, she immediately began a media blitz against the British Government, stating that it wasn’t her fault that she was arrested, and the blame should be placed on Boris Johnson, for saying she was ‘teaching people about journalism. Nope, she was arrested and held for five-odd years because she was really, really stupid.